nes

1. (NES) (698↑, 37↓)

Nintendo Entertainment System. i.e., the classic gaming console with 8-bit graphics and monoaural sound. A reminder of the days when games were not all the same and were about all original fun rather than capitalizing on young people with expendible income. Decades of nasties mandate most NES systems to receive several puffs of air prior to functioning.

Nintendo should bring back the old NES. Who wouldn't want one?

Author: me http://nes.urbanup.com/392181

2. (NES) (400↑, 68↓)

Teh best gaming console ever.

I still use my NES all the time\!

Author: ExKay http://nes.urbanup.com/189404

3. (NES) (269↑, 23↓)

Abbreviation for Nintendo Entertainment System. Can only apply to the original Nintendo.

The first Final Fantasy was released on the NES.

Author: ECHOSIDE http://nes.urbanup.com/41522

4. (NES) (219↑, 20↓)

Nintendo Entertainment System

The NES is still awesome after all these years

Author: Justin H. http://nes.urbanup.com/1183630

5. (NES) (217↑, 36↓)

The best ever video game machine which was made by Nintendo. It had such great games as Super Mario Bros,Mega Man,Zelda amd many more. Buy one today.

Wade: You still play NES, your a one Poorbie. Alexander: You Idiot,I have enough money to but a PS2,X Box and Game Cube all in the same day, its just I like good games that's all.

Author: NES HERO http://nes.urbanup.com/894086

6. (NES) (149↑, 26↓)

The first great console made by [Nintendo].

Author: AYB http://nes.urbanup.com/41610

7. (nes) (137↑, 50↓)

The greatest game system with the greatest games ever like Final Fantasy, Mega Man 2, And Mega Man 3. To reach a higher level of nes heaven, get the top-loading system with the dogbone controller. Nirvana\!\!\!

Jim: holy crap\!\!\! I got a nes\! Bob: You fag\! I got an X-Box\! And Halo\!\! Jim: Megaman, kill master chief\! Bob: No\!\!\! I had sex with him\! Jim: Megaman kicks ass\!

Author: Big Daddy Cane http://nes.urbanup.com/756240

8. (NES) (66↑, 12↓)

A system released by nintendo, nintendo: japanese for in the hands of heaven. The nintendo was released in the united states in 1986 shortly after the "great video game crash" in 1984. Nintendo, knowing the stigma of videogame systems in america after the crash. Nintendo decided to market it as an "entertainment system" and gave it a radical design change over its japanese counterpart, the famicom or "family computer" as it was Known in japan, to make it look like a computer or VCR to make it asthetically fit in with other such appliances. After the NES was relaeased nintendo had a stranglehold on the video game market. With some good in house devleopers, and creating contract restraints with 3rd party developers. Which meant that if you developed games for the "big N" you couldnt develop for anyone else, And the 3rd party game had to earn the nintendo "seal of approval". this strangle hold on the market led to the failure of the NES's main competitor, the sega master system, or SMS. Which was graphically superior and had some quite good games for it, but because of a lack of third party support due to nintendo's contract restrictions, it failed. Which meant that nintendo was the leader in the video game market in the late eighties. Until that is, the [Sega Genesis] was released in 1989...

The NES used "bully" marketing tactics to put it at the top of the videogame heap in the late 1980's.

Author: Steven J. S. http://nes.urbanup.com/1422222

9. (NES) (68↑, 22↓)

Great system released by nintendo, also their first. Best game on that system: Super Mario Bros\!\! Has really crappy graphics but the games are not complicated like the games today. They have the brightest colors, and the best music.makes me want to go back to the 80's...

Guy: I just beat Metroid on NES\!\! FAGGOT: That game sucks\!\! Its old\!\! Guy: u r a stupid cunt\!

Author: only$19.99,less s+h http://nes.urbanup.com/413050

10. (nes) (57↑, 41↓)

A very old gaming console dating back to when games weren't marketed to anybody in particular

"My NES is broken... will someone sell me one for like £10?"

Author: Psi http://nes.urbanup.com/329071

11. (NES) (25↑, 13↓)

The best gaming console ever.. Games has high difficulty, colorful graphics and ROCKING MUSIC\! Many games had horrible graphics or gameplay, but the music sure always makes up for it all...

Guy 1: I just got some pure original NES music, not that crappy midi stuff.. REAL NES MUSIC Guy 2: GIEF\!\!1 ;_;

Author: RamenKid http://nes.urbanup.com/2392146

12. (Nes) (8↑, 0↓)

Slang for Nice.

Dude, that is nes.

Author: Schronic http://nes.urbanup.com/6320389

13. (NES) (1↑, 3↓)

Native English Speaker.

Your English is perfect. Are you a NES or you just have lived amongst them for a long time?

Author: e2e4 http://nes.urbanup.com/5925534

14. (NES) (0↑, 4↓)

NES: Never Ending Sex Used at only the most prestigious of orgies

I had me some NES last night\!\!\! It was SOOOOO GOOOOD

Author: OrgasmoHarmsie http://nes.urbanup.com/5755656

15. (NES) (3↑, 16↓)

A videogame console released by [Nintendo] in 1985. Held the title of least reliable console ever until the release of the [Xbox 360] by [Sony] in 2005.

Person \#1: I love the NES, but boy is it unreliable. Person \#2: At least it's not the Xbox 360.

Author: 398YY http://nes.urbanup.com/4495614

16. (NES) (5↑, 39↓)

(Nervous emotion syndrome) The act of being nervous around a girl who you truly love and begin having fear of what to say and ect. Check the Symtoms of: [NES Case1] [NES Case2] [NES Case3]

I didn't know I was diagnosed with NES

Author: Alex Chandler http://nes.urbanup.com/2380882

17. (NES) (12↑, 57↓)

Short for "Nashville Electric System," a company which provides electricity to the capitol of Tennessee.

"Oops, I forgot to pay my NES bill\!" \<Power failure\>

Author: Dr. Baconman http://nes.urbanup.com/1710021

18. (nes) (25↑, 77↓)

A combination between Yes and No. Can be used as an automated response to something that does not make any sense. Can also mean confusion.

Dave: Lets call Privaledge cars and go home\! Tom: Nes, for a start it's called Prestige. Teacher: Tony what's the answer to question 2 part A? Tony: Nes

Author: Wasnim http://nes.urbanup.com/1072262

19. (nes) (6↑, 64↓)

Never Ending Struggle Used by "Emo Gangsters" in an attemp to make people feel bad for them.

madmannes-she's such a whore putting me through this nes. xthexwhitexgirlx-yah.your stupid for letting her.

Author: Klashinzanzibar http://nes.urbanup.com/1751141

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Last updated: 2012.03.01